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Entries from July 2008

Random shenanigans right now.

July 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Sorry for the hold up on posts. It happens for a variety of reasons: work gets crazy, freelancing jobs to finish up, I volunteer, need some semblance of social life, pester Mr Geek and friends on various things of gaming nature (ahem getting the first trophy in my PS3 name), saving the world in FF4….you know…stuff. Stay tuned. :P

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July 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince trailer.

July 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

It’s not all about videogames with me. No no. I accept various forms of pop culture currency. One of them being Harry Potter. Here’s the first trailer:

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July 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Enter the 1st geeylicious throwback.

July 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

What is a throwback you say?

I think webster or some other dictionary calls it a tribute to something old. Wikipedia tells you that it may refer to something “Old School”. In any event I’m giving you, Internet, a throwback.

I was a weeeeee toddler when videogames were introduced into my life. I may have been 3 or 4, but I distinctly remember a Commodore 64 in our den. It was the days where KILObytes were the highest form of computational measurement in user RAM. Real top of the line stuff.

Anyway, there was this game from LucasArts back then called Maniac Mansion. Some of you might remember it (you old farts), it had a bunch of kids snooping around, with a guy named Dave Miller as the protagonist trying to find his girlfriend Sandy Pantz.

Hilarity ensues with tentacle monsters and some evil loopy doctor running around the house trying to feed you to said tentacle monster. Then there’s the evil loopy doctor’s wacko family that has serious serious problems….all this and there’s some radioactive purple thing that is under the doc’s powers. Either way, Dave isn’t alone. No, he comes with a motley team that reeks of 80s: I remember some new wave guy; a surfer; Bernard Bournouli, the quintessential nerd archetype; and some punk rock chick (names obviously forgotten due to the fact I was THREE).

This game FREAKED me out at that time. From all the choices you had to make to the fact that one wrong move could potentially KILL your girlfriend and your friends and that the family that lived in this maniac mansion was clearly full of raging psychopaths and manic depressive plants, made my three-year-old mind whirl around like teacups at Disneyworld. In other words, it scared the shit out of me. I never could understand why my brothers, who were both 7 and 10 at the time, liked playing it to the end. Either way, as much as it was scary it was oddly compelling. I had to watch them play it, I needed to know if they were going to be OKAY!

I think in the end the purple thing was fed to one of the plants…

Fuck the ESRB ratings back then too, it was the happy days before shit like that (THANK YOU JOE LIEBERMAN, YOU JERK).

This throwback is made in tribute to this game that has potentially scarred me for the rest of my life. One of these days I will get my own Commodore 64 and play it, retro style, and appreciate what made me shit scared back in the days of ‘87-’88 and laugh.

To be noted: I haven’t played it ever since it came out because I’m a big pansy.

Oh my god, where is Sandy Pantz?

Oh my god, where is Sandy Pantz?

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July 25, 2008 · 1 Comment

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July 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Too many games too little time.

July 23, 2008 · 2 Comments

If all goes to plan, I will have my games spaced out and beaten by the time LittleBigPlanet rolls out. :D

Also, if things are supremely to plan, I will also have a baby Canon G9 “wannabe DSLR” with telephoto add-on lens to be playing with around the same time.

JOY!!!

In this video: PixelJunk Eden
Release date: sometime next week hopefully <3

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July 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Final Fantasy is hardly ever “final” (part 1)

July 22, 2008 · 4 Comments

I have the habit of becoming over zealous when I talk about this game, and thus you have been warned. I curse, but not profusely.

A good friend of mine, Mr. Geek, once told me in a conversation that he believed that your first Final Fantasy was bound to be your favorite. So, what is your favorite Final Fantasy, Internet?

Mr. Geek’s hypothesis is tried and true in my scenario: my first and favorite Final Fantasy was Final Fantasy IV (known here in the states as Final Fantasy II on the SNES). I remember being a wee lass of six at a beach house down at the Jersey shore and hearing the Red Wing’s theme and just being literally sucked into the story. Final Fantasy IV had knights, dragoons, villains you loved to hate, and supporting characters you came to love. In this particular story, the were involved with stories of monarchical intrigue, love triangles, damsels were in distress, painful backstabbing – all the while they were trying to stop one malicious bad dude trying to fuck things up with the world.

So while little girls my age loved Ariel – the beautiful Disney mermaid, I loved Rydia, the bad ass female summoner. Whats a summoner, you ask? It’s a person that “summons” monsters to do their bidding and attack an enemy. That’s right, I was six and I loved a girl that called up monsters to help her attack and fuck up people.

Bahamut > Sebastian the crab.

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